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A girl with long hair that reaches down to her knees. Many guys mistaken her for being pretty but she isn't really. The only thing she has special going on for her is her excessive long straight her. Other than that she's flat chested with A size tits, has no figure, no butt, and would look like a guy if her hair was short. She also has big lips like a black girl which is why she tries to act black when she isn't. Her boyfriend recently broke up with her because she's a total bitch that flirts with any guy she sees and because he was incapable of titty fucking her since she has small tits. She use to live in Buena Park but this specimen has now herded to Westminster in CA. No guy likes her and guys only talk to her because they just want a quick fuck and then just quit it. That's all she's good for. Buy her drinks, get her drunk, and she will give you bomb head and after that quit it or pass it to your friend.
"That girl Toni has long hair too bad she's such a butter face"

"Toni has long hair but her tits are too small"

"Was with Toni last night she was pretty easy to get in bed"

"That girl Toni acts too ghetto for me"
by BRO MAN07 October 10, 2011
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A beautiful intelligent human being that doesn't take anyone's bullshit. A great shoulder to cry on, an excellent listener. A woman who knows what she wants and would do anything she could to help her friends out.
I had a bad day. I need a toni
by playgirl54 September 16, 2008
2011 548
 
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That ideal type girl. She's everything a guy wants. She can be crazy and slow at times. Toni is funny and cool. Usually has great friends! Toni is cool to hang out with. She laughs at ugly people and stupid words such as frigid,nuder,fruck,ect.... Deep inside toni is a very sensitive girl even if she doesn't show it. She is not perfect she does screw stuff up sometime. She doesn't take stuff from anybody. And not caring what someone says. Makes stupid mistakes sometimes.Very cool person. Smart and sometimes can get physical! She is filled with love and hates no one. Usually has problems with her father. Mostly just don't give a fruck!
Wow that girls looks after her friends she's such a toni!
by jeff's girl January 09, 2009
1374 552
 
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She's stylish, gorgeous, sweet, kind, brilliant and powerful, basically gods gift from heaven. Everyone has respect for "Toni" Many envy, hate and are very jealous of a Toni. Toni's can be mean at times only to those who are disrespectful, mean, liars, ghetto and fake type people. If she's your friend she will have your back to the end. Toni is very picky and refuse to settle for less. They work very hard and will not let anyone stand in their way. They are very classy women who is somewhat a control freak but always get the job done. They play hard like men but always carry themselves like elegant classy ladies. You will do anything for a Toni!
1. Gotta have a Toni!
2. Once you have a Toni you will never give her up.
3. Why are you so angry? Because I'm not a Toni!
4. Sorry, can't do what a Toni can do.
5. C'mon be more like a Toni
6. Becareful because she's a Toni.
7. If you want to be FABULOUS you got to be a Toni.
8. Nothing like a Toni.
9. If you're brilliant you MUST be a Toni.
10. He will always say YES if you're a Toni.
by Can'tLiveWithoutToni February 03, 2010
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toni is the most amazing person,
shes soo amazing at ballet and has wonderous musical talents. she sure knows how to make a mean chocolate chip pancake, and has so many hot boys after her,
every girl dreams about being a toni.
girl 1: do i look ok
girl 2: you look so hot, you could be almost as hot as a toni.
girl 1: dont lie, no one can be as hot as a toni.
both: *sigh* i wish i was a toni.
by tonizbffl4lyf~!lykZoMgGuYz! February 21, 2010
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She IS the HOTTEST GIRL. I know a Toni and it was love at first site. She could be a model if she wanted to, she is such a good friend to talk to, She listens and u know she is listening. and it feels so so good to talk to her when your down and are sad. It sucks because she has got a boyfriend but i can wait for her and she loves me. And i love her so so so much that i would take a bullet for her.
"Toni The Greatest"
by THeY CaLl Me MiKe December 08, 2011
166 109
 
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A pretty girl who usually does very unpredicable things. Many people are mean too her and therefore she has lost any hope of pleasing people. Very capable of becoming a celebrity or a model because of her gorgeuosness but many people disagree because of jelousy.
Toni needs to chill out!
by TheUnknownSoul July 18, 2011
223 185
 
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A sexy person, who loves to flirt with every guy even if she has a boyfriend. A Toni is someone who is very random and weird, but very hot.
" I want me some Toni, oooh, " boner Flirt Hot Sexy Sex Kiss Bed
by omgzperson December 27, 2011
135 108