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A beautiful intelligent human being that doesn't take anyone's bullshit. A great shoulder to cry on, an excellent listener. A woman who knows what she wants and would do anything she could to help her friends out.
I had a bad day. I need a toni
by playgirl54 September 16, 2008
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She's stylish, gorgeous, sweet, kind, brilliant and powerful, basically gods gift from heaven. Everyone has respect for "Toni" Many envy, hate and are very jealous of a Toni. Toni's can be mean at times only to those who are disrespectful, mean, liars, ghetto and fake type people. If she's your friend she will have your back to the end. Toni is very picky and refuse to settle for less. They work very hard and will not let anyone stand in their way. They are very classy women who is somewhat a control freak but always get the job done. They play hard like men but always carry themselves like elegant classy ladies. You will do anything for a Toni!
1. Gotta have a Toni!
2. Once you have a Toni you will never give her up.
3. Why are you so angry? Because I'm not a Toni!
4. Sorry, can't do what a Toni can do.
5. C'mon be more like a Toni
6. Becareful because she's a Toni.
7. If you want to be FABULOUS you got to be a Toni.
8. Nothing like a Toni.
9. If you're brilliant you MUST be a Toni.
10. He will always say YES if you're a Toni.
by Can'tLiveWithoutToni February 03, 2010
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That ideal type girl. She's everything a guy wants. She can be crazy and slow at times. Toni is funny and cool. Usually has great friends! Toni is cool to hang out with. She laughs at ugly people and stupid words such as frigid,nuder,fruck,ect.... Deep inside toni is a very sensitive girl even if she doesn't show it. She is not perfect she does screw stuff up sometime. She doesn't take stuff from anybody. And not caring what someone says. Makes stupid mistakes sometimes.Very cool person. Smart and sometimes can get physical! She is filled with love and hates no one. Usually has problems with her father. Mostly just don't give a fruck!
Wow that girls looks after her friends she's such a toni!
by jeff's girl January 09, 2009
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Toni is a smart and funny person to be around when your day is going bad toni will be there to cheer you up she is special and never gives up on you and keeps your day going. Toni is the greatest and sweetest person once you get to know her.
i love toni, i wish i had one
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by micheal kor October 29, 2015
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She IS the HOTTEST GIRL. I know a Toni and it was love at first site. She could be a model if she wanted to, she is such a good friend to talk to, She listens and u know she is listening. and it feels so so good to talk to her when your down and are sad. It sucks because she has got a boyfriend but i can wait for her and she loves me. And i love her so so so much that i would take a bullet for her.
by THeY CaLl Me MiKe December 08, 2011
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A pretty girl who usually does very unpredicable things. Many people are mean too her and therefore she has lost any hope of pleasing people. Very capable of becoming a celebrity or a model because of her gorgeuosness but many people disagree because of jelousy.
by TheUnknownSoul July 18, 2011
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a totally random, gorgeous blonde. she is crazy, fun and spontaneous, but has trouble showing it because of all the put-downs and crap shes been given. she has amazing dreams that seem too far away for her, so she tends to give up on them pretty quickly. she has low self-confidence and poor self-esteem, although her friends try to help her. they are always telling her how beautiful and talented she is, and how she is an amazing singer, but she just reckons all those comments are bullshit. toni is a one-of-a-kind girl, and you should be totally grateful if you have a toni in your life. :) love her or you will regret letting her go...
<3 my toni
shes amazing
i wish i was more like toni
i met this hot-as chick today - musta been toni
by just another dreamer December 06, 2011
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