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When an aspiring young executive reads every definition on urban dictionary, and proceeds into a downward spiral of pedophilia and scatological obsession.
I'm glad our company has a firewall, otherwise I would have tomscotted myself onto cnn.
by tshrecc November 30, 2007
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V. When you sit on a park bench with your friend and talk about something together at somebody standing on the pavement in front of you. Person on pavement optional.
Want to go tomscotting?
I would like to tomscott.
I am a tomscotter.
They just tomscotted.
They are tomscotters.
by Moliveofscratch November 24, 2016
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Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.
Is that guy pulling a Tom Scott in that van full of Boy Scouts?
by Larry Flint August 30, 2013
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