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an old, demented, bitch of a sub-school principal, who makes it her goal in life to make the hammouds as miserable as she possibly can. she uses a wide variety of tools at her disposal such as suspension, detention, and filing police reports, amogst others. she is generally in a sour mood, which contributes greatly to her cunt like personality.
boy: 'someone beat me up'
tompkins: 'it must've been omar, send him to my office'

tompkins: 'i smell weed. is ramy in school today?'

tompkins: '3 hammouds down, and i got 4 more comin my way. just knowing theres more hammouds to screw over makes me happy.'
by elme3lem September 03, 2006
 
1.
The act of ejaculating into somebodys hair and having it freeze.
Mark totally just gave that chick a tompkins.
by Wholeden February 18, 2007