Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.
Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008
A large man who uses a fake English accent to pick up girls, but always fails unless they're Russians.
Stop being such a Tommy Salami. You're never going to get that girl anyway.
by mrcoool35 September 22, 2013