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Tommy Oliver debuted as the evil green ranger. Later he was freed from the evil spell he was under and joined the Power Rangers. He later served as the white ranger and became the leader of the team. During Zeo and Turbo he was the red ranger. He now serves as the mentor for the DynoThunder rangers and the black dyno ranger. He is a doctor in palientology. Today, historians bow to his masterful wisdom and engorged penis.

As told in the Scriptures of T.O., passed down from the God himself.
"In this was manifested the love of Tommy Oliver toward us, because that Tommy Oliver sent His only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through Him. Herein is love, not that we loved Tommy, but that He loved us, and sent His Son to be the satisfaction for our sins."

~Zordon 4:19~
by Negative Nancy 24 December 04, 2008