Mom: You mean that demon possessed rascal from that extremely cheese band!
Dad: You know son... I really don't know.
Tommy Lee is known for many things. One of them is, in fact, that on the "Girls" tour, he began using a drum kid that revolved and lifted up as he was drumming. This has been used by a few other bands since then. (i.e. Christian pop band, The Newsboys). He's also known for kicking the shit out of Pamela Anderson while they were married before, and for suffering a lawsuit for his tattoo of a backwards swastika on his arm. (Um. Haha. Phail.)
Tommy is quite talented, despite popular belief. People seem to think he's not simply because they hold grudges for him kicking the shit outta Pam Anderson - even though they don't know either personally. How pathetic.
Motley Crue Fan 2: Yeah. It was. I can't believe I caught Tommy Lee's drumstick! I feel so special.
Motley Crue Fan 1: Psh. Fangirl.
-the guy who fucked and then kicked the shit out of Pam Anderson, he has a large wang
Guy2: NO! He sucks, Motley Crue sucks, you and them should all go get AIDS.
Guy3: ahh, /pwnd
2) New slang for a large penis; commonly mistaken for rockets or flagpoles.
2) Mom: Jenny, what did I tell you about licking flagpoles in the winter!?
Jenny: No, mom! Thith ith a Tommy Lee!
Mom: Well, shit!