Top Definition
A retarded person that maturbates more than he walks. Because of a below average IQ, a Tommayyy quite often has mulitiple dick injuries from sticking it places it doesn't belong. Example: Vacuum cleaner, 'fresh out the oven lasagna' or kittehs mouth.
You could have avoided a trip to the emergency room if you weren't being a total Tommayyy and getting your cock stuck in the DVD player.
by itchyscratch June 11, 2009

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