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That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.
Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
by Chumley667 January 07, 2012

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