tomayters 

How an inbred would refer to a tomatoe.

Hey Zeb pass me the tomayters and don't be shy with those taters and gravey either.

tomayters by Digger September 21, 2005

Tomafter 

–noun
1. The day following tomorrow: Tomafter is supposed to be sunny.

–adverb
4. At some future time: We shall rest easy tomafter if we work for peace tomorrow.

Lola: Was Madeline's party tomorrow?
Elliott: No, it's tomafter.

Tomafter by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007

tomater 

Tomato said in a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."

tomater by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

tomater 

Tomato said with a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"

tomater by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

tomateros 

A Baseball team from Culiacan,Sinaloa

Tomateros won the world series.

tomateros by Hacker818 June 26, 2017

tomater 

To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"

After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"

tomater by ShoesRBad April 15, 2003

Tomcarper 

A verb that means fuck,fuck,fuck! Senator Tom Carper was caught on a hot mic saying "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! during a live televised hearing on Post Office shenanigans.

"I can't believe she Tomcarpered in front of her grandmother.". "I tomcarpered with those three guys over the weekend."

Tomcarper by icyhot123 August 24, 2020