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1.) Man who loves pro wresling, chews grizzley mint excessively, and enjoys quality one-somes while his room mates are having a nice day at the oceans
2.) Man who plays marco polo with overly obease women in the dark
3.) A man who knows the difference between a dime piece and a dirt squirrel but doesn't give a fuck which on he hooks up.
4.) A man who plays halo/COD all day and always believes in shirts opti..aka.."shirts optional"
You should have seen this orca i hooked up with last night..i felt like such a Tom Doran.
by 11sixteen March 14, 2009