Tom is also notorious for being a "midget", although he really isn't (at 5'7", he stands roughly the same height as the ever popular Joaquin Phoenix). Unfortunately, Tom fell in love with an exceptionally tall woman, 5'9" Katie Holmes, who is 5" taller than the average woman in the U.S. Katie sometimes wears 3" heels, which brings her height to 6'. This dramatic difference really does make poor Tom look like a midget.
In short, Tom used to be a popular actor as evidenced by his numerous blockbuster hits. He was even named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1990. However, at some point he seems to have been brainwashed and is now a raving lunatic who practices the myth of scientology. There are disturbing reports of him cannibalizing Katie’s placenta, too.
Guy 2: I heard that Tom drinks out of the toilet because he can't reach the sink.
Hollywood dwelling Sciencetologist creature that jumps on couches and spawns deformed children.
"Yeah, but ever sense he started banging Katie Holms and couches, I must say that he sucks ass."
- often abreviated to TC.
Man 1: My neigbor has be TC'n it to much lately.
Man 2: Yo man I'll suplex him if he be TC'n to much
but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet
2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet