Tom
The act of being a bitch.
Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!
by Jameseroonski December 25, 2007
tom
Someone who is not my friend!!!
I don't know tom, how can he and i be friends.
by PAGIS!!! February 02, 2007
Tom
A pale skinned alien demond, that has a head way to big for his body. Name often goes with Tom=ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! really scary,amd often follows kids preferably kids with the names Brandon or Joe. He wants to Rape these kids, and has secret layers in the janitors closet. If u sweep for his janitor minions the wrong way they will kill u. Overall Tom has a big head, stocks kids, and has pale scary skin.
Hey whos that really scary kid that went into the Janitors Closet???

Noooo thats Tom, and hes raping Joe and Brandon...........AAAAHHHH he just got on the mothership!!!!!!!!
by tomisrape May 21, 2009
Tom
Stupid ginger homosexual bum who pretends to have a girlfriend but really dates blokes
Tom is dating some man from the pub, his life revolves around playing computer games, getting pissed and homosexual activity
by Tom Bosworth September 24, 2008
Tom
A pale skinned fagget that no one likes. He hangs out with people, but they all secretly hate him. His head is abnormally small compared to his broad shouldered body. Oh man tom is just the equivalent of retarded.
" Who's that pale skinned fucker over there"
"Oh that's just Tom"
" Is he dying?"
" No he's just that pale"
by TOMISABIGJERKOFFSHIT May 05, 2009
tom
a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). tom's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)
girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"
tom: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.
by iiknow everything June 24, 2009
tom
That one guy who always appears first on your myspace friends list. Most people will delete him. Loners will keep him, for they have no actual friends to add. If it wasn't for him, that one girl who comitted suicide because of her fake online boyfriend would still be alive right now.
Loner girl (commenting Tom's profile): lyk omg tom! did u kno ur on my top 5??? comment me back pls!
by candyland717 July 10, 2008

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