the name of a person who is by definition a Tool, Asshat, Tryhard. Also a points system which is administered to reflect the level of Toolness, Asshated or Tryharistic behaivour.
"That guy is such an Asshat."
"Yeah he's definatly Tom."
You scored 1000 Tom points for ........ (insert action which is Tollish, Asshated of Tryhardastic)
a douchebag full of cumdumpsters indcluding matt
matt's such a tom
A verb that means to go to the bathroom. This was derived from a fiber supplement commercial in which three men went to the bathroom at the same time everyday (the supplement kept them "regular") and each day called out each others' names.
"I need to tom like a racehorse."
The lamest, stupidest, gayest shoes ever invented. Seriously people, they look like old people shoes.
Friend: OMG! Look at those ADORABLE toms!
badass friend: go f**k yourself. *loads 9mm glock*
A code word for alcohol. used when someone who shouldnt no alcohol is around is... around.
"Is Tom comin to this party dude?"
n. shortened version of the word "tomorrow."
usually used in chatting or IM-ing, when people don't want to type out "tomorrow."
"hey, can we meet for coffee toms?"
"yea i'm seeing jeff toms, i'm super excited for our date."