a guy who has sex with multiple women from places like geraldton (not azia
) and films it ON LOCATION , sometimes girls like rebecca fiumu decide to shove bottles up their pussys for TOM MAY
enjoyment , little does she know the production
its all around her home town.
Me: hey did you see that video last night on dave
Cooper:yeah was a TOM MAY production
Not your friend.
Guy #1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O
...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
a guy who cheats
"stop being a tom"
Short for tomorrow in internet slang or chat programs/rooms. Another form of the abbreviation is "toms".
Are we going out to the club tom?
quivers in anticipation of his throbbing member.
someone who steals all the sexy people. likes to have kinky times with people named chris and jonny. Watch out for tom hes a thief
Watch out tom might get him
An ungodly looking creature who often repulses the female gender.
"That guy is a nasty tom"