2. The ruiner of the earth, otherwise known as the creator of MySpace. Brought to this world by Hitler and Osama Bin Laden. MYSPACE IS DEAD.
2. MYSPACE IS DEAD. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN, FACEBOOK IS SO MUCH BETTER.
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
makes every girl moist when he walks in the room
Girl 2: "me too"
Guy 1: "dammit! tom's just walked in the room. i wish i was him"