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Tom
A pale skinned alien demond, that has a head way to big for his body. Name often goes with Tom=ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! really scary,amd often follows kids preferably kids with the names Brandon or Joe. He wants to Rape these kids, and has secret layers in the janitors closet. If u sweep for his janitor minions the wrong way they will kill u. Overall Tom has a big head, stocks kids, and has pale scary skin.
Hey whos that really scary kid that went into the Janitors Closet???

Noooo thats Tom, and hes raping Joe and Brandon...........AAAAHHHH he just got on the mothership!!!!!!!!
by tomisrape May 21, 2009
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Tom
the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.
"god damnit! myspace shit the bed again. fuck you tom!"
by rachellefreak January 22, 2006
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Tom
The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.
Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.
by terriyaki July 15, 2006
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Tom
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
by Blayde February 29, 2008
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Tom
The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.
President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"
by Tom Knapp June 09, 2006
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Tom
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
Advised for:
Rachel
Natasha
Lauren
Samantha
Tom is the most a-m-a-z-i-n-g boy ever. you should be sure to get a date with him
by loverboy90210 January 05, 2009
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Tom
a beautiful man with an extraordinarily big penis and heroic testicles.
makes every girl moist when he walks in the room
Girl 1: "ooh! ive just had a strange sensation in between my legs"
Girl 2: "me too"
Guy 1: "dammit! tom's just walked in the room. i wish i was him"
by quickly!! December 09, 2009
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TOM
Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disgused as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").
Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?
Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.
by k.ann.h April 12, 2006
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