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girls use this when they're talking bout Time Of the Month which is shortened to TOM!
Girl 1: ah T.O.M. has just payed me a visit
Girl 2: T.O.M. is hurtin me da bastatrd!!!
by Laura Booth June 23, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.

Advised for: Raelynn
= Tom your awesome
by tom-ass the train April 04, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When a guy flirts with you and acts like he's interested in you and then dissapears from the face of the earth.

(he doesn't answer your phone calls or texts)

What's even stranger he doesn't talk to the mutual friends between you two.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: Oh I just got a Tom pulled on me.
by Njbfngijnfdsjnfdkjn December 05, 2008
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Touches other men
Person 1: Dude, I saw someone TOMming the other day!
Person 2: Ewww, that's gross!
by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The lamest, stupidest, gayest shoes ever invented. Seriously people, they look like old people shoes.
Friend: OMG! Look at those ADORABLE toms!
badass friend: go f**k yourself. *loads 9mm glock*
by Shadow-2000 June 30, 2011
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A shorthand for "tomorrow." Used because tomorrow is a bitch to spell and is way longer than it should be.
"Hey, aren't you supposed to meet that girl today?"
"No, dog. I meet her tom."
"Hell yah man, totally do her."
- A normal conversation

"Tom, tom, tom, tom only a day away!"
- Sound of Music

"The Day After Tom"
- A shorthand for the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"
by RedMarker February 23, 2009
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An old slang term for a lesbian
"Don't bother flirting, they're a couple of toms."
by Ailith August 16, 2007
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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