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A man who is trying to create evil minions by brainwashing they via myspace. Why exactly he needs millions of minions I havn't exactly figured out. If you have a myspace delete tom before its too late!
Tom might be using his minions to kill xanga, blogspot, and other such sited.
by LeDuh November 05, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)

Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!
by Otis The Stripper May 17, 2008
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A random, unexpected boner; happens at very embarassing times.
I was giving Mila Kunis a hug when I got a huge tom.
by finnafail200 June 27, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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Tom's can often be the world's greatest people. They are funny and good looking, although they don't think they are.

Often seen without the shirt on due to their unbelievebly good phisique.

They are well known for having loads of friends and always being up for a laugh.
Girl: OMG did you see that guy's body on TV the other day?

Girl 2: Yeah - he was such a Tom!
by liverpoolfcforlife October 01, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

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Tom seems perfect in every way... but he's a player. He'll pretend to love you like crazy when he's bored with nothing else to do, but when he finds someone else to talk to, you'll be ignored. If you call him on it he'll make up an excuse, but by the 5th time he uses an excuse you know he really is just a player. If you already fell for Tom and he does this, then you're screwed- you'll still love him anyway!
girl: that guy was great last night, but now he's totally blowing me off!
girl 2: he sounds like a Tom!
by What-a-faggot June 22, 2014
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A geek that makes preppy girls happy around the world by creating myspace which happens to have server errors every 5 minutes. He is responsible for making this generation go down the drain because it`s what every other teenager talks about every 5 minutes.
&& ii L0oVE TOM. HE iiS S0o DREAMY F0oR MAKiiNG MYSPACE, LiiKE, C0oMMENT 0oN MY PAGE, GiiRLiiE~! x0xo <333
by iHateEmos June 12, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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An acronym used to define "Time of Month" when a female has her menstrual period during the month.
"Oh dear, TOM just revealed himself on my new khakis."
by JackPoon April 23, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

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