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2.
A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.

Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.
'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'

- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"
by bonbonvert February 04, 2010
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1.
Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.
"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."
by Stabitystab April 24, 2008
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3.
1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.
After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..
by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005
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4.
#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.

#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")

#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.
"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"

"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"

"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"
by Mackalus October 12, 2007
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5.
An mid 50's to 60's, mans hairy penis.
Man my sergeant's got his Tom Selleck out again.
by Jeremiah Highmont January 03, 2008
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6.
When you have anal intercourse with a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the poop on YOUR upper lip
Damn, I assfucked Sarah last night and topped it off with a dirty sanchez, but then the bitch turned around and gave me a Tom Selleck!!
by Modern War January 07, 2009
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