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When you start giving yourself a handjob (white washin') and then trick a bitch into finishing the job... The Tom Sawyer, is when you text a girl to come over and you start masturbating before she comes, you talk her into finsihing you off and cuming.
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Someone who uses elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.
The attempted use of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone. Or the succesful attempt of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone. Tony not only talked his way out the parking ticket, he got the meter maid's phone number. The guy is such a Tom Sawyer.
Larry tried to Tom Sawyer his way through the interview, but just couldn't keep his facts straight. |
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1. One of Canadian Supergroup Rush's best known songs.
2. The poster song for Rush. Basically the song people know when they pretend to like Rush to gain respect of a friend who likes rush. A modern warrior mean mean stride, todays Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride.
"i love tom sawyer" "dude, maybe you should listen to some of their other songs" |
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In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed. Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
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A filtered drink with origins in South Eastern Minnesota. One part Root Beer, one part Lemonade, and a shot of Citris Juice (fresh squeezed oranges). The official party flavor of twenty first century America. Hey bartender can I get another hit of OJ in my Tom Sawyer, I need that vitamin C pick-me-up!
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A drink that mixes lemon-lime Hawaiian Punch and Vodka. aka: delicious Guy #1: "Dude, what is that?"
Guy #2: "It's a Tom Sawyer. You want some?" Guy #1: "Hell yeah I do." (tastes drink) Guy #1: "Shit's strong man" Guy #2: "Real strong" |
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An act whereby multiple men ejaculate on a woman simultaneously, as in bukkake or gang-bang porn. To "whitewash" someone with the help of friends. "The Duke LaCrosse team was accused of "Tom Sawyering" a number of co-eds."
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