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Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles. Conversation between two hookers:
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday." "How was it?" "Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!" |
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| 2. | Tom Clancy's Penis | ||
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A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile. Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.
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