The biggest choke artist of all time. Led his team to 18-0, but then he lost in Super Bowl XLII, in which the widely criticized Eli Manning led the Giants to victory, marking the second time in a row that a Manning ended the Patriots' season.

Brady is called the greatest quarterback ever, but Rex Grossman could lead a team to 18-0 if he knew what the defense was doing before plays. He also has a great offensive line, because
1) When he was placed on injured reserve (thank you Bernard Pollard), backup Matt Cassel, who had never started an NFL game in his life, won 11 games for the Patriots. Why? He had good protection.
2) The Giants sacked Brady five times in the Super Bowl, due to the Patriots choking and the Giants' having everyone outside of Boston backing them up. Without the protection he normally got, he couldn't do anything. Not even lead his team to a victory over the 13-6 New York Giants.

Brady is also a sore loser. He refuses to shake anyone's hand after a loss. Seen after blowing the AFC Championship against the Colts by throwing an interception running to the locker room, not making eye contact with anyone.

And he got his girlfriend pregnant and left her.
1. Oh man, I would have gotten an A in the class but I failed the last test of the term! I feel like such a Tom Brady!
2. Good friend Peyton Manning criticized Tom Brady for how he handled the news of Bridget's pregnancy. "He wouldn't even shake her hand. He just ran straight for the locker room and hit the showers. What a sore loser," Manning said, staring at his Super Bowl ring.
#choke #fail #overrated #patriots #cheat #18-1 #peyton manning #eli manning #jerk
by Can't think of one January 10, 2009
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A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.
After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.
#sore loser #crybaby #loser #gay #tom brady
by Stephen Vassen May 10, 2007
New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.
"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"

"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"
#awesome #quarterback #colts suck #glorious #peyton sucks
by Devon B February 10, 2008
(verb) the act of a man sitting to pee
I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had to Tom Brady because I was too drunk to stand up.
#cheat #bitch #patriots #urine #piss #wee #pee #tinkle #wiz #squat #douche
by Curmudge_john February 07, 2015
The root cause of Tuberculosis.
I think I got Tom Brady from my last trip to Indonesia.
#tom #brady #tom brady #football #gay
by whodatwhodere? December 12, 2007
Matt cassel clone wearing #12. Most OVERRATED person in US history. His greatness is a bigger hoax than manti teo's girlfriend. Recipient of insane amounts of undue credit. Fabricate wins by cheating & riding coattails & robert kraft bribing refs(tuck rule). Crybaby, whiny bitch, fag, asshole, piece of shit. A deadbeat dad(john moynahan). Does Zoolander style modeling(looking like a fag but not knowing it). Choker in the biggest games 18-1. Eli's bitch.
The infant dropped tom brady in his diaper & needed it changed.

In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked.

If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school.

Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.
#overrated #crybaby #bitch #fag #choke
by John Doe11 January 02, 2014
A quarterback in the National Football League on the New England Patriots. The most overrated quarterback in NFL History. He's been to 5 superbowls, 3 of which were because of one play (Tuck Rule, Drew Bennett, Lee Evans). Also was the quarterback of the biggest choke job of all time in 2007 (18-1) he is also the sole sole reason why the Patriots even have fans.

He wears Uggz loud and proud. It's a well known fact that he's a dick. He has some of the best stats ever thanks to his deep 5 yard dump passes to his running backs. A true stat padder.

Did I mention he's a fag?
Tom Brady, also known as Tom Lady.
#brady #tom #patriots #spygate #moss
by SpygateReallyHappened January 14, 2013
patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."
-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
#homosexual #teachers pet #football #gay #patriots #new england
by cecil b February 16, 2008
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