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Combination Cincinnati Bow Tie, Cleveland Steamer, and Columbus Cumberbund aka having sex with a stoma hole, shitting on someones chest, and sex with colostomy bag hole.
The chick I picked up last night was into some kinky stuff...she begged for a Toledo Tuxedo, but I was constipated.
by Uncle Slippyfist October 09, 2010

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