The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.
After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.
by mcquick September 08, 2007
Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.
I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.
by DJ Rawdawg April 19, 2006