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A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.
Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
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Throwing a handfull of flour in your girls face just before you ejaculate.
The Tokyo Sandblaster all started with my Ex. She pissed me off one day, so later that night while I was working her from behind, I told her to turn around and take a shot to her face. When she did, I whipped a handfull of flower in her face. She happened to be Japanese
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An Ancient Japanese Tradition:

When having intercourse on the beach, coating your penis in a thick layer of sand and thrusting into either the vaginal canal or anus until the sand rubs off. When the vagina and/or anus are full, the woman either farts or queefs out the sand creating a dusty discharge. The partners then strike a gong and bow in respect.
In his many stories from the South Pacific, my grandfather recalls partaking in the rich tradition of the Tokyo Sandblaster with several malnourished prostitutes.
by Tomlor November 09, 2010
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The Tokyo Sandblaster is when you have diarrhea and you put your ass up to your partner's face and blast away causing them to squint and look Asian. First heard of this on the new Conan O'Brien show.
John got too close to Jane's butt when she had diarrhea. She let it spray all over his face, making him squint, giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
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The act of violently ejaculating on a Japanese hooker.
Conan's use of the Tokyo Sandblaster was an inspiration to us all.
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A common checkers move where one moves their piece in between two of the opponents pieces (which are diagonal) avoiding the jump and sneaking past both.
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the act of adding sand to lubricant for sex.
I put some sand in the KY jelly last night, totally gave her a tokyo sandblaster.
by sokorb November 11, 2010
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