The Tokyo Sandblaster is where a guy is eating out a woman while "motorboating" her vagina and squints his eyes so he looks Japanese when she looks down at him in pleasure.
My girlfriend LOVES the Tokyo Sandblaster! I gave it to her and her girlfriend last night!
by C-Note Johnson November 13, 2010
The Tokyo Sandblaster is when you have diarrhea and you put your ass up to your partner's face and blast away causing them to squint and look Asian. First heard of this on the new Conan O'Brien show.
John got too close to Jane's butt when she had diarrhea. She let it spray all over his face, making him squint, giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by ogMooseKnuckle November 11, 2010
The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
Erica really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in her mouth from Dwayne giving her a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by Tugboat222 November 10, 2010
A term created by Conan O'Brian on his second show on TBS; most likely meaning a spray of seminal fluids into the face and/or eyes of a woman from Tokyo.
"How about the Tokyo Sandblaster?" - Conan O'Brian
by COCOfan4lyfe November 10, 2010
A complex sexual procedure involving one male, one female, one Asian midget, and a bag of sand. While the male is fornicating from a doggy-style position with the female, he grabs a handful of sand (from the bag of sand he brought), and asks the female to turn around so he may finish his work on her face. When the female turns around, the male whips the sand in the females face so that he partially blinds her. When this happens, the Asian midget comes out from the closet and proceeds to bust his load on the female's face.
Dude, Trixy had no idea that I was about to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster on her last night when I told her I needed to pick up some sand for my fish-tank before we went back home. Long story short, she may need corrective eye surgery now, but it was totally worth it.
by J_Mayne November 10, 2010
The Greatest move ever mentioned on late night TV by CoCo. Its when you lightly dust your penis in sand have then vigorously insert it into an Asian woman's vagina. You then pull out and shoot your load all over Jay Leno.
#1: I got together with Suko last night and used her keepsake from the beach to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster

#2 Why the fuck was Jay Leno at Suko's house???
by Woody and Wilcox November 10, 2010
The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. The man must have a beard similar to Conan's for this to take place effectively upon the butt cheeks and his face.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by The Pradigy 805 November 09, 2010

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