A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.
1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.
by Hugh Jweener November 10, 2010
A Japanese prostitute acquires a mouthful of sand and performs fellatio on her client. First coined on the second episode of Conan.
I visited Japan and I could sand wood with my dick after all the Tokyo sandblasters I received.
by squackmire November 09, 2010
The act of shrinking testicles in cold water then stroking the penis with an abrasive until ejaculation.
Carl was wary of the long term prospects for the relationship when his blind date offered to give him the old Tokyo Sandblaster.
by Bownz November 11, 2010
When engaging in COITUS on a beach, at the point of climax, a man may ejaculate upon the face of his respective partner. Afterwards sprinkling sand on their face causing the semen to adhere to the sand.
Lauren sat on my face, I ate her bunghole and just as I was about to skeet, I got up and hovered my doinger over her forhead and let loose. Her face looked like a krispy kreme doughnut until I sprinkled sand on it and then she looked like sandpaper. Gotta love the look of a classy Tokyo Sandblaster!
by Lamp Shayd November 11, 2010
When banging out an old asian chick she queefs, effectivly blowing out all the dust and sand from her unused vadge.
Man I went to the tea house and totally was hooking up with the owners wife when she let out a tokyo sandblaster, shit was weak.
by GHOOOST November 10, 2010
When having sex with a female from behind, as the male is about to ejaculate, he has the female turn around and then yells "GODZIRRAAA!!!" and throws sand in the female's face.
Bryan: "Did you hear that?"

Rusty: "No."

Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"
by Martin Landau November 10, 2010
In this sexually explicit act, the guilty party takes excessive amounts of anti-constipation medicine prior to being anally penetrated which consequently induces the projection of liquid excrement all over the genital area of the sodomite when penetration occurs.
Can you believe that guy responsible for censoring allowed Conan O'Brien to talk about the Tokyo Sandblaster on TV tonight?
by holyshiite November 09, 2010
ice cold handjobs often sold in groups of 3 for 5k
for the perfect tokyo sandblaster she put her hands deep in the bucket of ice til they became optimal tempature for some ice cold handjobs
by ice cold handjobs November 09, 2010

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