| 1. | Tokyo Takeout | ||
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While receiving pleasurable oral from the hot asian hooker you paid fi' dollah for suckie from, the hooker stands and takes out the penis s/he's been keeping tucked away, slices open your scrotum, nuts on your nuts and wraps them up again like a to-go bag. Jay: mmm, I like that.. wait, what are you doing
Hooker: *Takes out dick in a shanghai surprise* Jay: WHAT THE FUCK! NOT AGAIN! Hooker: *Scrotal slashes and nuts on Jay's nuts then wraps them like a to-go bag* Jay: AHHHH!!! I didn't want tokyo takeout god damnit! |
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