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A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others. Example of Toiletry:
are you kidding? who said i had clothes off? nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water, teasing the water... then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water, exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices. -2007 John Jenkins |
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