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When something isn't very good, but isn't really THAT bad, but still annoyingly bad, its toilet.
"that band last night were toilet"
"argh im doing so toilet"
by HDW April 07, 2009
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e.g. a toilet
by Hannah February 27, 2003
If something is 'toilet' it is crap
Harry: dude, that stuff is nasty

Alex: yeah man, it's toilet

Harry: fo shiz
by Harry W October 02, 2006
Brett's wife
That Cunt Brett's wife is a right toilet.
by Zellip February 15, 2004
Someone who is ugly or rank looking.
Originated in Perth, Western Australia in 2005.
Person A: "What do you think of Robbie?"
Person B: " Absolute toilet"
by Claire Bear May 13, 2006
A shitty experience or circumstance.
I gotta work late... that's fuckin toilet! My girl slepped with my best friend. Fuck her she was a toilet bitch anyway. I ran out of weed... That's some toilet shit right there.
by Dat Dude June 23, 2004
pronounced "toy-lay". its a perfume you morons!
mary wore her toilet to school today
by jane July 21, 2003