A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.
"Hey the toilet's on fire."

"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"
by blickery July 13, 2008
a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois
Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country
by Woody Thomas April 11, 2007
It eats your poop.
I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it
by whereisyourboy4 November 04, 2009
The only one willing to take your shit even everybody else is tired of it.
Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.
by MiniMii July 19, 2012
device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.
no example needed for TOILET
by u2dvdbono September 07, 2010
People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.
I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.
by Barry Trotter March 15, 2007
A brave soldier whos only purpose in life is dispose of nuclear waste.
I haven't used the bathroom in a while, well off to the toilet.
by Doddman July 02, 2010

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