look up any word, like slope:
 
17.
The only one willing to take your shit even everybody else is tired of it.
Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.
by MiniMii July 19, 2012
 
1.
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
 
2.
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.
by Seymour Butz March 27, 2003
 
3.
A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.
"You get more ass than a toilet seat"
by Master of Poo March 21, 2005
 
4.
A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.
"Dude, Toilet!"
by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003
 
5.
the crapper
whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!
by .. June 10, 2003
 
6.
Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.
Cassandra uses the toilet quite often.
by Jazmo February 26, 2006
 
7.
A cool winter breeze.
The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.
by Collin Smith June 23, 2004