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9. Toilet
A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
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1. Toilet
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
by Frogbutt Nov 30, 2004 add a video
2. toilet
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.
by Seymour Butz Mar 27, 2003 add a video
3. toilet
A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.
"You get more ass than a toilet seat"
by Master of Poo Mar 21, 2005 add a video
4. toilet
A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.
"Dude, Toilet!"
5. toilet
the crapper
whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!
by .. Jun 10, 2003 add a video
6. toilet
Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.
Cassandra uses the toilet quite often.
7. toilet
A cool winter breeze.
The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.
by Collin Smith Jun 23, 2004 add a video
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