Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!