Top Definition
1. Home-Made alcohol brewed by prison convicts in the top tank of their cell toilets. Used primarily for "Getting a Shine On" and trading for cigarettes and "Bitches"

2. Any brand and/or variety of cheap, disgusting alcohol. Ex:
1. Boone's Farm
2. Maddog 20/20 (Dr. Deuce)
3. Cinzano Bianco
4. Boomerang Gin
1. But I DID buy you... for a carton of Marlboros and a Gallon of Toilet wine... you'll always be my bitch, Till I KILL YO ASS!

2. Pass me the toilet wine... Dr. Deuce is about to make a house call!
by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005

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