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1.
Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.
Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"
 
2.
when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.
Tim- fuck you

Jim- no fuck you you shit stained toilet birth.
by Jacky (passive) February 08, 2008