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A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port. After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.
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| 2. | toilet baby | ||
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A baby mistaken for a monster turd. Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what? Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper. |
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| 3. | Toilet baby | ||
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When the throwing down the toilet of cummy tissues from the male, and the used tampons of the female that then somehow meet in the sewers, merging together and forming a mutant baby that will feast on unsuspecting toilet goers God dude, just been taking a massive dump and almost got taken away by a toilet baby!
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