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A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink. I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
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