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1.
XFD THIS WORD SUCKS SHIT
Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that
by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT September 03, 2008
 
2.
Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.
Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.
by Linkdicks September 03, 2008
 
3.
An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.
"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"
by The holy pancake batman August 15, 2008
 
4.
an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium
person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!
by The holy pancake batman July 27, 2008