(adj.) (pronouced: toad-up) The act of consuming large amounts of alcohol, narcotics, hallucinogens, uppers, downers, all kinds of drugs to achieve an almost total loss of control of normal speech. Literally meaning "torn up." But, one would have to become so "fucked up" that the human tongue could not even begin to prounounce "torn up" in a recognizable fashion.
Wasted: "Brah, I jus drank that handle of vodka...yo I'm so toe'd up!"
Tipsy: "Dude, what did he say?"
Sober: "I think he said he's torn up."
Wasted: "Toe'd up! Motha fucka!!"