To masturbate furiously.

Colloquialism originating in rural Ireland.

Todging has long been known to lead to reduced vigour, impurity, blindness and satan worshipping.
Person 1: Imma todge in a bit
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Cool
Person 2: Wanna watch each other?
Person 1: Sure
by Doctor Moose February 11, 2014
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Todge,The male sex organ also known as dick,cock,wang,tallywack etc.
WO dude get your queer hands off my todge

Look at peter clarke he's a right todge
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Short for todger. One syllable variation of the classic British todger.
by Daniel Normandeau January 14, 2005
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The smartest man I’ve ever met. Todge is a very woke and observant young man. He is very strong physically and mentally, and his skin is as gold as the sun with a pair of golden eyes to match. He makes many things possible and loves Sydni very much.
“I wish I was more like todge, he’s excellent!”
by Smooveasf December 15, 2021
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A thin poking device of varying diameter dependent on girth of the legal high coneage, used to pack down the contents to give a better cone, controlled ignition and a smoother smoke
Can you pass me the todge, this one's like a sleeping bag
by WeThree February 21, 2009
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Penile decoration of a submissive female often performed by very well endowed dominant male 'studs' in porn films after first copiously ejaculating over said female's slutty face. Done usually to allow a souvenir photo to be taken for both parties and sometimes display on the DVD boxcover. The now soft but still huge 'todger' of the standing stud is triumphantly curved over the forehead of the kneeling cum-splattered slut to form a fetching 'tiarra': a fitting crown for any wannabe porn princess! The stud gains satisfaction from displaying his prowess and sexual power, the lucky slut gets to show off to her friends and family that she's been used by a much sought-after well hung 'trophy' stud. The Todge Tiarra is THE latest penile headgear choice of any ambitious slut who wants to show off her sexual appeal and willingness to be sexually used and degraded for the sole pleasure of oversexed dominant hung males.

Now catching on in the wider world as many guys after fucking fine hos want to keep a handy record of their latest conquest: simply capture the Todge Tiarra (TT) in all its glory by taking a cellphone camera snap after gleefully shooting your load! Collecting TT pics is the new 'in'sport of the modern hung stud!
Yo Dawg, we damn near cut this hot white skank in half! DPing this dirty bitch was the bomb! Now lets glaze her dumbass cute teenage mug like a fuckin' donut and give her a wicked Todge Tiarra to show our homies what a fine piece of fine blond ho we scored tonite! Get yer cell readyfor the TT, Dawg, I'm gonna blow my swollen nuts so nasty, gonna force this skank's eyeballs into the back of her bimbo skull!
by Purplemushroom April 9, 2008
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To be a bit of a nincompoop in a very imprudent manner; to dilly-dally in a way reminiscent of a todger.
Oi, you! Stop todging around you little nincompoop! I'm tired of your whippersnapping.
by someone at your school May 26, 2023
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