A fearless mate, he would be, an’ the finest buccaneer I ever lay me eyes on. He can swing from the riggin’, cutlass in hand, with war cry to chill ye to the bone. No mortal man could fill his boots as his seabag have the orbs of a binnacle. Drink a man ‘til he be red in the eye, ‘e could, an’ crack another bottle o’ grog fer good measure. A fine figure he cut, like the jib of a clipper. …an’ the lassies, oh the lassies…linin’ up to be his conquest, like flies bearin’ gifts to a spider, they be. With the staff of Poseidon, he slay the wenches, leavin’ ‘em breathless an’ quiverin’. Aye, matey, but Todd be the one…loyal to his captain and mates. He be the one ye turn when somethin’ needs doin’. Like a shark with a seaman’s leg, he’ll never let ‘er go.
Wench: Beggin’ ye pardon, m’ lord, but would Todd be with ye.
Captain: Aye, lassie, but he already be outfit with six young maidens.
Wench: Crap-eth!
Captain: Aye, lassie, but he already be outfit with six young maidens.
Wench: Crap-eth!
by goose_on_a_roof August 21, 2021
Todd is everybody's friend. Todd is a one of a kind person. Funny awesome and love able. He just is always telling jokes and laughing all the time. If you find a Todd ask him out he probably will say yes. That is how nice he is. Keep him with you until he is gone. He is there for you he is your shoulder to cry on. He is your best friend. You can never get him mad easy and when you do you will be on ground. He is there for you forever.
Girl 1 : Todd is always there for me like the time when Logan tried to punch me.
Girl 2 : Tod is always there for everyone I love him.
Girl 2 : Tod is always there for everyone I love him.
by The other guy December 3, 2016
Todd is the most amazing boyfriend on earth.
by ldub2010 February 5, 2010
by The Truthe Street March 10, 2015
A nice guy who has amazing eyes, is buff and is not to tall. he is sporty but is loyal to just one sport that he loves. Has an amazingly sexy voice. is such a people person and has friends all over the place. not the hottest guy you'll meet but still hot, he makes up for it in his personality.
by Lara598746123 August 7, 2012
Todd, is fucking rad, very sweet and easy to talk to. Honest and fun. Always making you laugh. Big buff dude with a great smile.
by Ollie Oxen Free February 3, 2010