Top Definition
A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.
Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.
by Irish beard balm March 04, 2012

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