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1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
by tacostacos November 22, 2005
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Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.
by lamartinm May 30, 2015
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When a person is called Tobias, it means he has a big black pussy killing cock (Spændt fjerder)
It is normally used in Denmark
WOW look at his dick, he gotta be a Tobias
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A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.
Hey, fat ass! stop being a tobias!!!!
by iufhioudfhgvoiudzhgiou October 30, 2013
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a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap
Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.
by MikeJones63748 March 03, 2009
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1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
by tacostacos November 22, 2005
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The meaning of Tobias is a fat, short, worn, rotten penis, and a dwarf,
Tobias Wetlesen is a perfect example.
by gaynator250 February 16, 2015
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