A Tobacco Vampire.

A smoker who never has his own cigarettes (or always claims they "accidentally" left them at home) and constantly bums off other people... or people who claim they are trying to quit as an excuse for not buying their own smokes.
F#@k off, Tobbacula... and no, I will NOT give you one of my smokes!
by AlienPet13 July 20, 2011

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A Tobacco Vampire.

A smoker who never has his own cigarettes (or always claims they accidentally left them at home) and constantly bums off other people... or those people who claim they are trying to quit as an excuse for not having their own.
No Tobbacula, I will NOT bum you one of my smokes!
by CHabel3 July 21, 2011

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