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n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
by YDM May 26, 2014
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The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.
What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah
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Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!
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A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.
by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004
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To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?
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When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.
I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.
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(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot

(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face
(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."

(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."
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