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toastanomology: (noun) the study of toast in the sky when launched as a projectile into orbit as well as pre-existing toast found in the universe that came from God's toaster.

Second Definition: Unsober text attempt to write "astronomy"
Is that a comet? Toastanomologist: "No! You would know that's French Toast if you studied Toastanomology."
by Cielo Llorando January 31, 2011