Toast, if a Youtube poop reference, ripped from an extra scene in the video game "Hotel Mario" For the Sega CD.

It is laughed apon because of Marios mistake saying "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."

Toast is what all toasters toast.
Mario: *Walking into a room with a clusterfuck of toasters plugged into one outlet.*
Mario: "Hahahaa, here's the problem...too many TOASTERS!"
Mario: *Holding up a bag of Bowsers sowerpuss bread* "You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast."
*Mario unplugs outlet and toast goes flying everywere*

Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry! I could eat -TOAST"

The king: "Enough, my TOASTER TOASTS TOAST in the morning. I wonder whats for -BREAKFAST!"
by John Claset February 20, 2008
a Canadian game played by hockey players usually in the locker room, in which all the players sit around in a circle and jack off onto a piece of toast. The first one to blow his load is burdened with the duty of using the jizz like a spread and eating the piece of toast.
Crosby: Hey guys, no better way to celebrate winning gold than a game of toast. How about my place? Luongo try to keep it in this time.
by Ashlanee April 12, 2010
(Noun) A copied picture that has been reposted on a group devoted towards pictures.
Dave White posted too many toasts, therefore he has been b&.
by D3mosth3n3s May 04, 2008
A group of 2 or more males sit in a circle and jerk off on to a piece of toast.The last to ejaculate on the toast hast to eat it.This is called the game of "Toast".
We had a party and played toast last nite, Paul ate the toast.
by skeetskeetskippy November 03, 2007
Urban expession of a series of guns.
a.k.a. heat
"We don' go nowhere without toast, we thugged out." 50 Cent Wanksta
by BC December 08, 2003
1. An adjective used to describe extreme excitement, amazement and/or joy at someone or something.

2. A term used interchangeably with the word "Epic."

3. A means of measurement used to derive "Epicness" or "Failure" based on the amount of "Toastage" that the toast has gone through.
1. "Holy Toast!"

2. "Did you see that!? That was totally Toast!"

3. "My toast is perfect! Epic toast is Epic!"
by Ponthegan February 03, 2010
Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
We used toast to sway the natives
by Dragonbreathp9d August 09, 2006

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