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A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.
Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003

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