a narcissus,a person who cannot resist the temptation to look at themselves in any mirror and comment or gloat on being handsome or beautiful so that all around them can hear
,or even in private,talking to themselves.
Ryan coulndt pass a mirror up without stopping and saying out loud what a handsome devil he was.Chris commented,Ryan your such a mirror fag, Quit oogling at yourself in the mirror.
1. When you finally have enough solitude to take a dump because you are afraid that someone might say something. when the turd is being waved home someone barges in forcing you to squeeze it back in.
Often times you know the Turd Buglar's identity.
2.The extremely annoying person who has no buissness in the bathroom yet stays their playing with his/her phone or looking at himself/herself in the mirror. All the while your trying to hold in a dump that youve been holding in since the Regan Administration until waiting until he/she finally leaves
1. God, why the hell does Andy need to always barge in when Im taking a shit? What a goddammed Turd Burglar.
2. Jesus when is this guy gunna leave already, I have this massive turd and insecurity issues to unload here.... FOR THE LAST TIME STOP LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR THATS NOT BROCCOLI YOU TURD BURGLAR!!
A very attractive female. Usually in great shape with in the age range of 16-24, though there have been skidoo reports in the 30's. Can be self referential as a joke as well. Often combined with the phrase, "Hey now!"
From a garbage truck.
Garbage man to hot girl: "Hey now! Skidoo!"
To your buddy.: "Dude, check out that fcukin' skidoo!
To a girl.}:"Hey now! You're a naughty skidoo!"
To yourself, in the mirror. "I am quite the fcuking skidoo...Hey now!"
The strongest water type move in the game "Pokemon" Hydro Cannon (Japanese: ハイドロカノン Hydro Cannon) is a damage-dealing Water-type move introduced in Generation III. Hydro Cannon inflicts damage and then forces the user to recharge during the next turn. Unless this attack misses, the user will always have to recharge. Only the water-type Pokemon starters are able to use it, including Smeargle. It's a special attack, it's power point is 5 (max is 8), and it's accuracy is 90%.more...
If it misses:
* Does not make contact
* Affected by Protect
* Not affected by Magic Coat
* Not affected by Snatch
* Affected by BrightPowder
When one goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror rather than actually working out.
Guy1 - wanna come to the gym with me?
Guy2 - no, go flexersize by yourself
Andrew - Bro I just got back from the gym, got my swoll on.
Cory - Yea I saw you Flexersizing in the mirror.
Andrew - fuck you (walks away)
Someone who spends far too much time looking or staring at themselves in the mirror.
Tends to be dancers in a class, or extremely vain girls.
Dance Teacher: Megan! Will you stop being such a Mirror Junky! You do not need to look at yourself all the time while dancing.
Friend 1: Are you going to look in every reflective surface we walk by?
Friend 2: What are you talking about?
Friend 1: You are being a total Mirror Junky
When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.
Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend